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Nov 21, 2003 12:36:13 GMT -5
Post by Azmodan on Nov 21, 2003 12:36:13 GMT -5
Hear a good joke? Post it here!!!
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Nov 21, 2003 12:42:43 GMT -5
Post by Azmodan on Nov 21, 2003 12:42:43 GMT -5
Here's one:
There was a woman who was shot in the stomach, she was pregnant with triplets. Well she went to the doctor and the doctor said, "Well i'm sorry mam, but ur three children were shot as well, but they are going to live. You should see evidence that ur kids were shot. -13 years later- Well she had 2 girls and a boy. First, here 1st daughter came in and said "Momma, Momma look. I did something bad." She said "What'd u do?" And the daughter said "I passed a bullet in the toilet." Well, later on her 2nd daughter, said "Momma, Momma look. I did something bad." She said, "What'd u do?" And she said, "I passed a bullet in the toilet." Well, later her son has to do the same thing right? So she's reading and she hears a -Bang- Yelp, yelp. She says "What was that?" And then u hear the son saying, "Momma, Momma look. I did something bad. And she says "Let me guess, u passed a bullet in the toilet right? And the son say "No, I was jacking off and i shot the dog!! ;D ;D ;D Funny Eh?
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Nov 21, 2003 12:48:13 GMT -5
Post by Azmodan on Nov 21, 2003 12:48:13 GMT -5
Here's another:
There was a hippie, a nun, and the busdriver on the bus. Well one day the hippie said, "I wonder what it would be like to screw a nun." So he asked her if he could screw her. She says "NOOOOOOO! You Evil thing." And he says,after she gets off, " Damn it! I really want to screw that nun." Well the busdriver said "Well she always goes to the graveyard every midnight to mourn her brothers lost soul." "If you dress up as god, she'll do anything" Well the hippie said "Thanks man" At midnight, the hippie went to the graveyard, sure enough there was the nun. He hides behind a tombstone, and when she gets close enough, he pops out and says, HA HA I'm god, screw me. She says "Ok, but back there, I don't wanna lose my virginity. He says "OK!" 2 hours later, the hippie pulls of the god mask and says "HAHA I'm the hippie!" And the nun pulls of her mask and says "HAHA, I'm the busdriver!!!" ;D ;D ;D Funny?
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Nov 24, 2003 8:51:47 GMT -5
Post by JPController on Nov 24, 2003 8:51:47 GMT -5
What do you call a cow with no Feet?
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Nov 24, 2003 16:05:57 GMT -5
Post by JPController on Nov 24, 2003 16:05:57 GMT -5
Ground Beef!
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Nov 24, 2003 16:07:16 GMT -5
Post by Azmodan on Nov 24, 2003 16:07:16 GMT -5
What do u call a bug with no legs
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Nov 24, 2003 16:08:07 GMT -5
Post by JPController on Nov 24, 2003 16:08:07 GMT -5
LOL!
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Nov 25, 2003 8:44:04 GMT -5
Post by JPController on Nov 25, 2003 8:44:04 GMT -5
Nevermind.
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Nov 30, 2003 14:55:26 GMT -5
Post by Chris Redfield on Nov 30, 2003 14:55:26 GMT -5
Knock Knock...
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Dec 1, 2003 8:53:28 GMT -5
Post by JPController on Dec 1, 2003 8:53:28 GMT -5
Who's there?
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Dec 2, 2003 10:33:18 GMT -5
Post by Azmodan on Dec 2, 2003 10:33:18 GMT -5
Donut worry be happy.
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Dec 2, 2003 19:28:30 GMT -5
Post by Trig on Dec 2, 2003 19:28:30 GMT -5
The first one was Great. ;D The rest were Ok, I guess. I'll try to think up a good joke.
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Dec 3, 2003 15:34:56 GMT -5
Post by Azmodan on Dec 3, 2003 15:34:56 GMT -5
Well, hurry up.... NOW!!!
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Post by Goofy23 on Dec 3, 2003 15:59:45 GMT -5
what does a blond and a bowling ball have in common?
the both have three holes that you can stick thing in to
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Dec 3, 2003 16:09:48 GMT -5
Post by JPController on Dec 3, 2003 16:09:48 GMT -5
Good one.
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