Post by IanMalcolm on Dec 20, 2003 23:13:40 GMT -5
You must read 'Jurassic Park Apocolypse' before you read this!
[glow=red,3,300]Jurassic Park Rebirth[/glow]
"Where are we?" Dinosaur #1 said.
"Couldn't tell you." Dinosaur #2 replied.
"Well why not?" Dinosaur #1 inquired.
"I dunno, i just can't, you tell me why I can't." Dinosaur #2 said.
"Well why don't you tell me?" Dinosaur #1 said.
"Ermm, because...I felt like it?" Dinosaur #2 said.
"Well why don't you tell me?" Dinosaur #1 said.
"Dude, I can't" Dinosaur #2 said.
"Well why don't you tell me?" Dinosaur #1 said.
"Hey man? What wrong with you?" Dinosaur #2 said.
"Well why don't you tell me?" Dinosaur #1 said.
"DUDE! Shut up!" Dinosaur #2 said.
"Well why don't you tell me?" Dinosaur #1 said.
"Whatever, man. You need to stop puffin' that paleo-pot." Dinosaur #2 concluded.
Just then a huge glowing Gallimimus appeared.
"I am God," It said.
"Oh really, I would have never guessed." Dinosaur #1 said.
"Well actually, I'm God before the real God is born. You know that old human with the long beard? Yeah..." God said.
"Right on..." Dinosaur #2 said.
"You are dead!" God told them.
"NO SHIT!?!" Dinosaur #1 screamed.
"Is that why we're flying in clouds?" Dinosaur #2 asked.
"No, that's just in your head..." God answered.
"Ohh...," Dinosaur #2 said, "Why?" He continued.
"Well why don't you tell me?" God said.
"What the-- why is everybody saying that!?!" Dinosaur #2 screamed.
"Well why don't you tell me?" God said.
"Oh man, I swear to God! If you say that one more time-" Dinosaur #2 said.
"You'd swear at me!?!" God asked.
"Ermm..." Dinosaur #2 said.
"Well...." God asked.
"Am I allowed" Dinosaur #2 asked.
"Well why don't you tell me?" God said.
"JESUS CHRIST!!!" Dinosaur #2 screamed.
"Who's that?" Dinosaur #1 asked.
"I dunno, it just came out." Dinosaur #2 replied.
Just then Dinosaur #1 began to laugh...
"What?" Dinosuar #2 asked.
"Wouldn't it be funny if it turned out Jesus Christ turned out to be some skinny-ass dude that nailed himself to a peice of wood and everybody started worshipping him for that?" Dinosaur #1 explained.
"Heehee, yeah it would. And they started mesuring time by him and everything. You know like Before Christ and After his Death. You'd have to be stupid to do something like that. I mean come on, he's just a guy who starved to death nailed to a log!" Dinosaur #2 replied.
"Ermm, anyway..." God interupted
"You all have died by a massive 20-mile long meteorite!" God explained.
"Really" Dinosaurs #1 and #2 said together.
"Well why don't you tell me?" God said.
"GOD DAMN IT!!!" Dinosaur #2 screamed.
"Excuse me?" God inquired.
"Ermm, I mean: GOD DID IT!!!" Dinosaur #2 said.
"Righty then..." God pondered.
"Anyway," God went on, "I'm gonna give you guys a second chance to live your lives and see if you can do something about that meteorite." God concluded.
"Hey, thanks! How far back are you take----" Dinosaur #1 said.
But he was cut-off. A bright light flashed and Dinosaur #1 and #2 found themselves back in the valley where they had been before they died. Then they looked up into the sky.
"THAT JERK!" Dinosaur #1 screamed.
"Yeah! He sent us back two minutes before it hits!" Dinosaur #2 said.
"Yeah! What the hell are we supposed to do in two minutes to stop it from hitting?" Dinosaur #1 asked.
"Ermm, I dunno." Dinosaur #2 said.
"Well why don't you tell me?" Dinosaur #1 said.
"JESUS CHRIST!!!!!" Dinosaur #2 screamed again.
"Stop saying that, there's no such thing as a Jesus Christ yet..." Dinosaur #1 explained.
"OH REALLY!?! YOU THINK I DIDN'T KNOW THAT ALREADY?" Dinosaur #2 screamed.
"Well why don't you tell me?" Dinosaur #1 said.
Just then the meteorite hit and the massive shockwave rolled towards them leaving Dinosaur #1 and #2 only 2.3 seconds left to talk.
"JUST KILL ME WHY DON'T----" Dinosaur #2 screamed.
Then the shockwave struck them and shock their bodies so hard every bone in their body shattered into a zillion peices, then they collapsed like a big pile of rubbery stuff with eyes.
Then they died.
[glow=red,3,300]The End[/glow]