Disfunctional RPG!

[Azmodan]

and then i steal Sen's popcorn!!

[Sen]

*GASP!*"NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"
And I whip out a gatling gun and blow your stinkin' brains out, rescue my popcorn, and crawl off into a corner stroking it.

"Hooo... my preciioooussss... yessssss.... precious loves us, doesn't the Precious...."

[Azmodan]

I look at the big gaping hole in my head, concentrate, and it regrows!! I steal the popcorn again, then run off in a corner and cloak!! While eating the popcorn!!

[light1986]

I whisper to HellsMaw *Hey, dude, you cloak, too?*

HellsMaw screams like a man and Trigger shoots in his direction, and yet not. He misses so badly that it hits the floor and smacks off his balls.

[Azmodan]

And then finally, i get tired of trigger, and eat his head!! And trigger is dead now.

[Trig]

Ha ha!! I'm actually an invincible robot that can regrow lost limbs! The truth is out.... ;D

I explode in a burst of light ,and reappear in my true form. (I'm all shiny) I then pull out some more hardware ,and blow HellsMaw into peices!

(Wow, that felt good. ;D)

[light1986]

Light sneaks behind Trigger and throws an electrical shock generator onto him. Trigger is temporarily disabled while the generator continues to give him shocks. I wonder off unto other parts of the ship as to find a means of an escape pod.

[Azmodan]

All my little pieces, regrow again!! And then I kick Trigger in the balls and then eat him whole, then i adamant my stomach so he can't get out!! And then my demonic acids eat his robot ass alive and he is now dead for real!!

[Trig]

(Dude, you can't kill me in this RPG. Remember, no rules I can comeback however I want. Just to let ya know. Also, robot's don't have balls. Don't take that how you usually take it. pervert)

I get eaten the I vaporize your demonic fluids ,and I rush down you digestive track. After reaching your ass I shoot out causing some severe dierrea. I then wipe myself off ,and blow your balls off.

[Azmodan]

If there is no rules then, i change time back to where before any of this crap began and then i surround everybody with a 100 porn stars of their own!!


;D;D;D;D

[Trig]

O...K back to the midget I guess. Ok...what's are the porn stars going to do? (Like I don't know)

[Azmodan]

OMG!!!! Being there is no rules i take the form of a human, and run off into my room with several of them and i say "no calls"!! My god are u really that stupid??

[buck]

comes and kills everyone standing and thenm leavs again before anyone can shoot him

[light1986]

Light uses his telekenetic powers to stop all bullets coming at him. He's finding it very weird that they are STILL falling to the Earth. He gets into an escape pod, and "ejects". A door opens on the other side and he steps out. "Dude, where the hell am I?" He does not realize that he's been in a simulation the whole time. And it's been an hour since he first went in. This RPG was a really weird one. Light thinks he should go back in... but then spies a Cotton Candy stand.

[Azmodan]

Then i pop out of the simulator and then i eat all the cotton candy HAHAHAHAHA


Sorry to burst[/i] ur bubble