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Post by IanMalcolm on Dec 6, 2003 0:23:59 GMT -5
[glow=red,5,300]Jurassic Park Apocolypse[/glow] "This isn't happening," Dinosaur #1 said. "Oh yes it is." Dinosaur #2 replied. Just then a huge twenty mile wide meteorite crashed into the Yucatan Peninsula in Mexico. But just before the enormous, deadly shockwave reached Dinosaur #1 and #2, they said something... Dinosaur #2: "This is a god-damn greek tragedy." Dinosaur #1: "You mean an Armageddon?" Dinosaur#2: "Retard! That was a stupid movie." Dinosaur #1: "Oh, then is it an apocolypse?" Dinosaur #2: "Uh, I guess, yeah. Sure. Bye-bye now." Then the shockwave struck them and shock their bodies so hard every bone in their body shattered into a zillion peices, then they collapsed like a big pile of rubbery stuff with eyes. Then they died. [glow=red,5,300]THE END[/glow]
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Post by IanMalcolm on Dec 6, 2003 0:25:20 GMT -5
Well, what'd ya think?
Think I can get it published and make serious $$$?
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Post by IanMalcolm on Dec 6, 2003 0:30:16 GMT -5
:oWOW This must be a popular short -story if it was read 100+ times!
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Post by JPController on Dec 7, 2003 14:27:26 GMT -5
How'd that happen?
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Post by Azmodan on Dec 8, 2003 10:19:54 GMT -5
damn, SOCOM, that [glow=red,2,300]is[/glow] popular. U could sell that for some serious Dinero.
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Post by IanMalcolm on Dec 20, 2003 22:39:13 GMT -5
I don't think Robert DeNiro want's this story...
I don't know how it got 100+ posts, don't ask me...
You guys really like it that much? Heehee, I feel special! ;D
Cool! Thanks for the motivation! I think I'll write another!
COMING WINTER 2003: [glow=red,2,300]Jurassic Park Rebirth[/glow]
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Post by Azmodan on Dec 22, 2003 10:25:02 GMT -5
Not Robert Dinero!!! Dinero=Money, Moolah, Green, Franklin,Grant,and Jackson. U know that kind of Dinero.
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Post by IanMalcolm on Dec 23, 2003 1:28:29 GMT -5
Oooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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Post by Chris Redfield on Dec 30, 2003 17:46:05 GMT -5
Intresting.
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Post by IanMalcolm on Jan 21, 2004 11:40:46 GMT -5
COMING JANUARY 2004: Jurassic Park Spawning When Rebirth Isn't Enough, They Spawn...
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Post by JPController on Jan 21, 2004 12:27:07 GMT -5
Cool.
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Post by Azmodan on Jan 22, 2004 13:03:28 GMT -5
Uh..... We're droppping the subject
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Post by LordOfHobbits on Jan 29, 2004 12:40:44 GMT -5
Why, HellsMaw? U ain't got the stomach to watch dinosaurs Spawn? U pussy.
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Post by Azmodan on Jan 29, 2004 12:46:42 GMT -5
What the hell is ur problem, little man. Huh? I don't know about u, but i don't like the idea of watching animals fuck. It's kinda sick u know. Even SOCOM isn't as sick as u r.
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