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Jan 20, 2004 8:46:27 GMT -5
Post by JPController on Jan 20, 2004 8:46:27 GMT -5
the penis said, well, when i get good and hard, they put a plastic bag over my head, put me in a dark room, and beat me till i puke. LMAO! LMAO!
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Jan 20, 2004 8:48:02 GMT -5
Post by Azmodan on Jan 20, 2004 8:48:02 GMT -5
Funny eh?
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Jan 20, 2004 12:51:03 GMT -5
Post by JPController on Jan 20, 2004 12:51:03 GMT -5
Yeah.
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Jan 21, 2004 10:27:42 GMT -5
Post by IanMalcolm on Jan 21, 2004 10:27:42 GMT -5
;D Nice one HellsMaw!
What gun are you guys talking about being in Ghost Recon and such?
Becasue sometimes they'll put a real gun in a game, but change the name...
Like once I was playing a James Bond game for the Nintendo 64 when I saw what was clearly a AK-47, but the name was RF-47. The RF stood for RapidFire. I don't know why they did that.
So if you guys are talking about a gun in realtime compared to a game, the gun may be the same but the names different, so it make be confusing you two.
I dunno, I'm rambling, sorry! Bye! ;D
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Jan 21, 2004 21:34:05 GMT -5
Post by Trig on Jan 21, 2004 21:34:05 GMT -5
That last one HellsMaw made was sick and wrong more than funny in my opinion. (Still funny ,but sick)
I made up a sniper joke that might be funny.
A sniper-in-training wasn't sure what he was going to use to cover his suit with. So, he went and outside looked to find something. He finally found one plant that looked good ,and there was enought to cover his whole suit. He covered his suit with it and headed off to the training field. Out in the field, he got to a snipering position ,and aimed his rifle at the target. All of a sudden he jumped up from his postion and started scatching himself all over. He was then taken out of the field by his commander to be questioned.
Commander, "Son, you know if you did that in a enemy infested area you would have put the mission in danger. What do you have to say for yourself?"
Sniper, " Don't put poisen ivy in your suit sir."
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Jan 22, 2004 12:51:16 GMT -5
Post by Azmodan on Jan 22, 2004 12:51:16 GMT -5
Very funny, Tsgt. 'Specially since u did that last year. ;D
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Jan 30, 2004 12:52:33 GMT -5
Post by Azmodan on Jan 30, 2004 12:52:33 GMT -5
What do u call a Monkey with no balls?
U call him Jango.
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Feb 13, 2004 8:57:15 GMT -5
Post by JPController on Feb 13, 2004 8:57:15 GMT -5
LMAO.
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Feb 13, 2004 12:50:42 GMT -5
Post by Trig on Feb 13, 2004 12:50:42 GMT -5
that wasn't nice.
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Feb 17, 2004 9:02:10 GMT -5
Post by Azmodan on Feb 17, 2004 9:02:10 GMT -5
Who cares, i have u beaten in rank in two places sergeant.
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Feb 27, 2004 14:12:53 GMT -5
Post by Azmodan on Feb 27, 2004 14:12:53 GMT -5
Here and in real life.
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Mar 1, 2004 18:14:57 GMT -5
Post by Trig on Mar 1, 2004 18:14:57 GMT -5
Sad...isn't it. Alwell, who cares! anyone else have a good joke?
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Mar 1, 2004 20:29:53 GMT -5
Post by Azmodan on Mar 1, 2004 20:29:53 GMT -5
i have another...
One day, king arthur suspected his wife, Lady Gwyniver, was cheating on him. So he secretly planned on having a meeting with the knights of the round table. 1 month later, he conducted the meeting. He said, "OK, every knight, pull your pants down. They did, every single one except one, had no dick. Ah, sir lancelot, my most faithful knight, i'm glad you are not having an affair with my wife. I am very pleased. And Lancelot said, O yeth, it pleathth me thoo. (say this holding ur tongue) Get it?? He had no tongue. LMAO.
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Mar 2, 2004 9:03:30 GMT -5
Post by JPController on Mar 2, 2004 9:03:30 GMT -5
LOL.
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Mar 5, 2004 12:53:01 GMT -5
Post by Azmodan on Mar 5, 2004 12:53:01 GMT -5
Yes, 'tis very funny.
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