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Mar 8, 2004 8:45:00 GMT -5
Post by Azmodan on Mar 8, 2004 8:45:00 GMT -5
What is green, slimy, and smells like pork?
Kermit's Finger.
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Mar 8, 2004 8:48:40 GMT -5
Post by Azmodan on Mar 8, 2004 8:48:40 GMT -5
One day, a boy was throwing bricks at cars from an overpass. Well, he was going along and then he started to run out of bricks. He was down to his last one and then he decided to put a rope around it so he could retrieve it. Well he tried the 1st time and it worked, smashed someone's windshield. 2nd time though, it went through the slots of an animal carrying truck, and got stuck. It pulled his arm off because he wrapped about his arm. Well, a few people saw it and called the police. The police caught him and arrested him. A woman who was looking on said, "Why are they arresting the truck driver?" "It was the boy's fault." and then someone else said "For "arm"ed robbery.
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Mar 8, 2004 8:53:05 GMT -5
Post by LordOfHobbits on Mar 8, 2004 8:53:05 GMT -5
HAHAHA . OMG SO FUCKING FUNNY
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Mar 8, 2004 9:02:04 GMT -5
Post by Trig on Mar 8, 2004 9:02:04 GMT -5
That was good. ;D
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Mar 9, 2004 8:55:20 GMT -5
Post by Azmodan on Mar 9, 2004 8:55:20 GMT -5
I knew some1 would like it.
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Mar 10, 2004 12:43:20 GMT -5
Post by Azmodan on Mar 10, 2004 12:43:20 GMT -5
Bump
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Mar 12, 2004 8:54:28 GMT -5
Post by Azmodan on Mar 12, 2004 8:54:28 GMT -5
Here is another.... What is the purpose of glow in the dark condoms? So gay guys could play star wars at night.
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Mar 12, 2004 9:00:56 GMT -5
Post by JPController on Mar 12, 2004 9:00:56 GMT -5
Why did the Fire alarm go off?
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Mar 12, 2004 9:04:31 GMT -5
Post by Azmodan on Mar 12, 2004 9:04:31 GMT -5
Because it is cold. u just told me.
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Mar 16, 2004 15:26:19 GMT -5
Post by Azmodan on Mar 16, 2004 15:26:19 GMT -5
HAHA, look at my avatar now!!! Lara Croft in a position u have never seen b4!!! HAHAHAHAHA.... ha
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Mar 19, 2004 15:10:26 GMT -5
Post by Deathtouall on Mar 19, 2004 15:10:26 GMT -5
;DI could stare at that all day long... ;D
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Mar 19, 2004 15:46:39 GMT -5
Post by Azmodan on Mar 19, 2004 15:46:39 GMT -5
Yeah, so could I. And urs of Sasami is good too. ;D
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Apr 2, 2004 12:32:01 GMT -5
Post by Azmodan on Apr 2, 2004 12:32:01 GMT -5
Here's another!!
Little Kid- Mommy? Is God, black or white?
Mom- Well hun, he is both
Little Kid- Hmm.. Mommy? Is God boy or girl?
Mom- Well hun, he is both.
Little Kid- Hmm... Mommy? Is God Michael Jackson??
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Apr 2, 2004 12:48:07 GMT -5
Post by Trig on Apr 2, 2004 12:48:07 GMT -5
LMAO I know I shouldn't laugh at that ,but it just is too funny.
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Apr 2, 2004 12:49:01 GMT -5
Post by Azmodan on Apr 2, 2004 12:49:01 GMT -5
;D
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